I feared for my life this Tuesday when a huge band of storms rolled through Indy and wiped out all the things I loved. There I was with my bowl of off-brand Raisin Bran Crunch getting ready to watch a Bizarre Foods marathon when a storm rolled
through and knocked out the satelitte feed... That would have been fine and dandy, just watch some stuff on Hulu or something but no! In the confu
sion of low flying thunder claps and waffer-thin dogs shaking like vibrators I realized there was no internets!! NO FACEBOOK, NO GMAIL, NO TWITTER, NO INTERNET PORN!!!
Luckily everything is back to normal now...