Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Hey Everybody, HERE COMES THE CHOOCHOO!!!!

I'm back babydolls...After about a 2 1/2 week hiatus I am back with a vengeance...not really, it's not like I'm gunna kick ass McClane style, but I am really happy to be back. I was on spring break for a whole week so after posting my weekend crush about Carla...look down pervos and enjoy, I kinda went off the grid...and by that I mean I went to my parents house and chilled on their couch. Then the week after that I suffered from post-spring break withdrawl; yes even though the stuff I did do during spring break added up to a net worth of complete bullshit I still was not wanting to be back at school. There was one small beacon of hope during last week's break slump, I finally turned 21.
That's right boyos I am officially able to buy alcohol and high price brothel women in Vegas. What would normally be a momentous occasion filled with partying and lots of booze was more of a personal milestone. It was so nice out that I walked to the CVS a few blocks away and bought some rum and a four pack of Guinness. Please Drink Responsibly. I downed a Guinness and had a couple shots of rum to cap off a satisfying birthday. Then I went back home for the Easter Holiday...back off the grid I suppose. I missed another weekend's chance to redeem myself with a few worthwhile posts, but I left my pc at my apt. So now it's Tuesday...an otherwise shitty day of the week that became the sweetest.
You know how I have been mentioning random sightings of comedian Zach Galifianakis? Well the show was tonight and I was one of the first fifty in the door. I got a seat in the second row and a winning raffle ticket. Wanna know what I won...a meet and greet with the man himself, Zach fucking Galifianakis, himself. That was so sweet on top of an awesome show. My fat rolls hurt so bad from laughter I can't even begin to describe. Well worth the price of admission...which was ZERO, ZILTCH, NADA! Need proof, suck it bnitches: If anyone was worrying about the lack of their weekend fix of beauties to oggle... fear not. I will be returning this Friday, Saturday & Sunday with a hat trick to make up for my leaving you in the lerch. For now, enjoy a candid shot of Zach from some house show from YOUTUBE...

By the way you really should check out HULU.com

No comments:

Post a Comment