Tuesday, February 19, 2008

A Momentary Lapse in Reasoning - Lip Augmentation

This has been somethings that has been bothering me for a while. And, seeing how I'm bed ridden and my keyboard is within reach it's time for me to speak out about it. Now, I can completely understand the reasoning behind wanting to go under the knife to make parts of you look better, breast implants fuel the porn industry, tummy tucks and liposuction fuel the modeling world along with eating disorders. But, when it comes to the lips, that's gotta be the place where it stops. The growing trend is to go for fuller pouty lips to rival natural big lips. Well, let me just say, injecting collagen does not look awesome. There's nothing more unattractive.
  1. It's obvious...your lipline and skinline bulges out like a stretch mark....ew
  2. Your lips look like chunky fat baby fingers or vienna sausages...double ew
  3. I would bet that it feels awkard; to you with all that extra face weight and to the males who have to work around landfill lips....thrice times ew
What concerned citizen would if I didn't offer examples. I'm going deep into the well, and picking on alot of genres (television, movies, pro wrestling, and music) to give you examples. Now, these are examples of bad ones, some are okay...proceed with caution if you must augment your lips:


Real

Not Real

Damn, definitely Not Real

Just Sad

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