Sunday, December 28, 2008

Demotivate the Week

Let's face it... Emo is very real, you may be living with or near an Emo and not even realize... Use these Demotivators to check for Emo warning signs with the youths you encounter throughout the week.

Now in all seriousness... Girls can pull it off, guys not so much...

God, now that I think of it, Emo can be very depressing sometimes... to cheer us up, we'll look at the brighter side of Emo... the chicks.

If that didn't do the trick, here are some hover puppies for good measure.

To avoid the Emo, steer clear of graveyards.

Friday, December 26, 2008

My Christmas Crush

I hope you had a happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or whatever you celebrate... On this fog filled Boxing Day I decided to empty my stalking and offer up an awesome array of Christmas goodies: Woman Parts!!!

Respectfully submitted for your perusal...Diora Baird. What is a smoking hot woman with natural 32DD's supposed to do when she breaks into the acting field? What else, play a stripper. For the college youths, you might remember her from Accepted with the Mac guy and that chick from Gossip Girl (Don't act like you don't know that show.) She was also in Wedding Crashers during that naked chick montage, she's appeared on TV and in a Pre/sequel to the reimagining of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I saw her recently and was immediately hooked when I caught the raunchy Canadian Comedy Y.P.F. (Young People F%#@ing) good stuff... Well ogle if you must, and Merry Belated Christmas!
It's safe to say she has no problems with her body.
This is definitely not safe for work.
Or This
Or This

Sunday, December 21, 2008

He's Back... (No He wasn't dead)

Go ahead and be pissed, but I'm back baby dolls. It's been a long time, Daddy's missed you... So I bet you're wondering, where the hell have I been? Well, school just got incredibly busy for me last semester... and it's taking all of my skills to stay afloat, and no to mention sane, and hopefully graduate this May... that mean's I'll be an adult in 5ish months time... Shivers everywhere... I blame demotivators... and Obama, and Britney Spears... and alcohol, and philosophy of science, and personality workups, lab rat experiments and beautiful scantly clad females...
So Whats on tap for 2009? Well, weekly demotivators, more weekend crushes, and more sillyness; 2009 is gonna kick some serious ass

Demotivator Theme of The Week of December 21st: Jailbait
You try your damnedest but you just can't look away
Merry Christmas!

Seriously, It's good to be back. Doesn't Office Space and teenage bewbs just make everything better?

Friday, May 23, 2008

My Weekend Crush

With all of the focus of funny women on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, some geniuses like Catherine Tate have been ignored. Have you heard of her? Don't beat yourself up if you haven't. As a matter of fact, the only reason I know of her is because I love british television and started watching her sketch comedy show. She is hilarious and completely insane. She's branched out adding her comedic wit to the current season of Doctor Who. She has a great comedic give and take with the doctor himself, David Tennant. Her hilarious sketches are everywhere on youtube, you should watch and prepare to laugh.Huh, another weekend, another companion of the doctor.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...

I really have been neglecting you and for that I apologize. It takes alot out of you when you have to move all of your shit from one place to another, not to mention clean. Question: When do they make you give a security deposit and then give you things to stick stuff to the walls knowing its gonna screw up the walls? Answer: They hate us all and want as much money from us as they can get. Besides moving I had to deal with the emotional fallout of finals week, which took a lot out of the tank. Then to top that my car's brake lines blew so I am without transport; currently I'm relying on my parents which is so humiliating. Of course, I have no money to fix the car so it's on campus and I'm cogitating at my parents house. Quick Note: If any one needs someone with sharp wit to work for them this summer and are stationed in the midwest let me know...
I really must say that job hunting may be one of the most annoying things I've ever had to do. Okay, aside from the boring depressing side of summer's beginning I've done quite alot. Sleep comes to mind... as I've caught up on all the restless college studying nights. I've also seen quite a bit of movies... Iron Man, fan-friggin-tastic. And what makes me happy about that is the cute little post credits moment...sorry, no spoilers. Oh by the way, my favorite comic in the world, The Runaways is getting a big screen adaptation, by the man himself, BKV... I must congratulate the people at Marvel for being ballsy enough to do it...
Oh, has anyone else been watching LOST recently? It is so damn enticing and I'm soo pissed that I have to wait another week for the season finale... but it's okay, cause three hours of LOST right before the weekend, can't get much better than that... then some Battlerstar Galactica and Doctor Who to round out the weekend... Brilliant!! I'm so scatterbrained at the moment... did anyone else see the Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor and Gays can marry in Califorina? Gotta love America... Two down, 50 states and provinces to go...

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Wolverine and the X-Men

On the heels of the uber successful Iron Man movie Marvel Enterprises has shown of their new animated X-Men series... Wolverine and the X-Men. There are many references to all of the X-brand comics throughout the new trailer. I'm most excited about the art direction of the series. I keep seeing little things that remind me of the original X-men cartoon from the early 90's and a hefty helping of influence from Whedon's Astonishing X-Men... Looks like I've found a new reason to start watching Nickelodeon.

Did I mention that this has been in the works since January '07 and won't be out till spring of '09? There better be a shitton of episodes or kickass special effects if they're making us wait that long.

Friday, May 2, 2008

My Weekend Crush Double Dose

Now, who doesn't love the Doctor's hottest assistant ever, Billie Piper? Short and Sweet...Who doesn't like Billie Piper, she's cute as a button. I loved Billie on Doctor Who and cannot wait for her return to the show...

Huh, that picture of her in green totally is coordinated to the rest of the site.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 he isn't dead

My babies, I'm so so sorry to deprive you of awesome for so long now. I've been dealing with college crap: Parties, Concerts, Recitals, Tests, Scheduling classes, Job Applications, Studying (or at least attempting to) and this massive 20 pager I wrote on Multiple Sclerosis for my Developmental psychology class. Let's just say that my schedule has been fuller than normal. Well, I'll make it up to you this weekend with a double dosing of crushes and lord willing, an IRON MAN review. I applied to work at my school newspaper as a feature writer/ assistant editor in the arts and entertainment section and plan to write movie reviews for them in the spare time...Getting paid to sit and watch movies, can it get any better than that? I can think of a few things that definitely make that situation better...a fluffer perhaps.
I have to shout out the guys from Random Acts who presented the premiere of the conclusion to Random Action, which was their semester long short film project. I got a chance to talk with a bunch of the actors at dinner @ Steak n' Shake and two of the three directors live in my apt. building. Kudos mates. You should check out some of their work... BU Random Acts

Hopefully next week after finals I'll be back to normal and hip you to some knowledge and hot babies in a timely fashion. Wish me luck on my finals.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

My Weekend Crush

This is gonna be short and sweet. I just geeked out watching the season premiere of Battlestar Galactica on SOOOOOO Good, Our favorite Cylon hottie Caprica Six shows up in another tight red dress... So my decision for this weekend was kinda already made for me. There isn't a whole lot I can say about the show or Tricia Helfer that cannot be gotten from watching the show or looking at her...enjoy
Hulu is such a great website, I highly recommend it to anyone who likes television

Did anyone else see her pose for Playboy? Damn good stuff...

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

If Da Vinci were Alive, I'm Sure he'd be a Cylon

It's coming down to the wire for the crew of Battlestar Galactica, and the human race for that matter. Does this picture reveal anything to us about the fate of the twelve colonies?

Okay, this won't make any sense if you don't watch the show. Arguably one of the greatest television dramas around and it's constantly the dark horse because it's set in outerspace. The cast is awesome, the special effects are boss, and the plot is gripping...What more do you want for a show on basic cable? You look at this picture which is a definite homage to the Da Vinci's last supper and it brings up alot of stuff. Interestingly Caprica-Six is the central figure with her tight red dress...does that mean she is a vessel for God/the Gods like Jesus? Also interesting is the return of Kara sitting with her husband Anders. Three of the five final Cylon models are also in the picture too. [Spoiler] Anders, along with Chief Tyrol, Tori the president's aid and the fleet's XO Saul Tigh have all been revealed as four of the final five Cylons. Saul Tigh is sitting next to an empty seat, which is more than likely the seat of the unrevealed final cylon. Speculation aside for the moment, It looks as though he's staring at the seat, the person being removed from the photo like photoshoping out a facial blemish.

What role will Kara Thrace play in the final season; during the movie Razor, a Cylon hybrid said beware of Kara Thrace before a nuclear explosion...interesting. What will happen to Gaius Baltar and Caprica-Six? What will the fate of the first Cylon/Human hybrid be? How will the final five Cylons affect the last leg of the journey to find earth. And speaking of the final five, I wonder if it's safe to say that the final Cylon is someone who isn't in the picture which makes me wonder who it could be. The fourth and final season of Battlestar Galactica starts this Friday at 9 on Sci-Fi.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Legend of Zelda - The Movie

Quite possibly the coolest news I've seen all day.

Does anybody remember what day today is?

Sunday, March 30, 2008

My Weekend Crush (Finale)

I end this weekend of cock teasery with the proverbial princess of prick provoking, Jessica Alba. Alliteration aside, the now defunct Dark Angel has been on the scene for a while now, and for the longest time she has stuck to an anus-tight non-nudity clause in all of her projects...that is a shame, but that doesn't mean she hasn't came mind wanders to a olive green top that didn't do a fair job covering up the goodies... What makes her even more awesome is that she is gonna be a mommy (Sweet goodness golly, she'll grow exponentially in in cup sizes O_O, this I have to see.) she belongs to a couple exclusive clubs: MILFs of Hollywood, Cock Teasers Anonymous, and the Multiracial Hottie Brigade. Now Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming.
Interesing Sin City Note: Nancy Callahan was definitely supposed to be topless during her little dance and of course, Alba's non-nudity clause ruined it for us all, but hey, you can't say that wasn't hot.
Quick Question: Did Jessica Alba get a nose job? Look at the first picture from when she did Dark Angel...the others, it does look a little...augmented.