Friday, December 14, 2007
My Weekend Crush
gotten over my fear of statutory rape and decided to do my weekend crush on Hayden Panettiere. The reason why I haven't done what other people would consider the obvious choice and gone with her is because up until very recently she was under age (The end of August to be exact). And, for the longest time, whenever I saw her, all I could think about was how cute she was in Remember the Titans...and I would begin to scream violently. I was able to watch her on Heroes through my fingers for a while; now that she's legal and enough time has passed by, I can safely talk about her...without fear of being a pedophile. (Hey, I was eighteen two years ago...) So here's Hayden....Pane(or however-the-hell you spell her last name)...I'm going to hell, I just know it. Don't stare too long now, boys, you'll get sucked into the gutter...oh what the hell am I saying, we're all going to hell...might as well enjoy ourselves on the way down.