Pike 20, Ben Davis 12Red Devils break Giants' 33-year spellDefense shuts down Gray; Pike beats foe for 1st time since 1974
I think Pike has officially stepped into the Twilight Zone. This strange possible world where my high school is good at something besides football. I'm really quite frightened. What does that mean for the rest of the universe? Kucinich may become president, with his hot fucking valkyrie woman of a wife as his first lady. Fuck that, Stephen Colbert may become president...Bush may take the troops out of Iraq...HAHAHAHAHHA!!! (Sorry, I couldn't believe that one and I wrote it.) I think this is another sign of the apocalypse. Well, all we need now is for Pike to beat Franklin Central in the finals and the Red Devils will rise and take their place at the football throne. All that's left is for either a woman or black man to lead the free world and zombies to rise from the dead, and the world will cease to be.