Friday, October 26, 2007

My High School, from Football Follies to No. 1

I don't know how or when it happened, but I distinctly remember my high school football team being one of the shittiest in the county. I come to find out that they are Undefeated (10-0) and playing Ben Davis (8-2) tonight. When the fuck did this happen. The four years I went there we had losing records. 2003 and 2004 they had a record of 2 wins and 8 loses, the year I graduated they improved to 4 wins and 6 loses.
We are known for being one of the best high school basketball teams in the nation (we are one of the most ghetto high school in the city,) and as far as football went we were fanny bandits. That's no joke, it was as if our players politely turned around and lifted their skirts; this allowed the opposing team to ram the football deep into our team's asses, with no lubrication. What's prison rape with no lube, it's just sad is what it is...not even any grape jelly, it's a goddamned shame.
Oh, and did I mention that Ben Davis has a record of 16 - 0 against Pike, going back to 1976? Maybe this year, we'll put up a decent fight before they knock out teeth out, making the ball go down smoother.

(EDIT) Pike beat Ben Davis last night and are now 11-0. They play Franklin Central in the final next week. I have to say, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

I will try to explain it without the rough and graphic picture painting description. Have you ever seen Three Little Pigskins? It was a Three Stooges short where Moe, Larry, and Curly play football. Well, here it is courtesy of Youtube; maybe seeing this give you and idea what my high school football team was like. (Random Three Stooges Fact: Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy is in this.)

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