Sunday, September 30, 2007

My cousin, the underground Rapper



On of my cousins is a rapper. I didn't find out until about a month and a half ago. His name is Kal-J and if you're into rap you should check out his myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/kaljtheassassin

Thursday, September 27, 2007

AotS Flub: Olivia Munn has a Potty Mouth

So while on a treadmill Olivia Munn, Co-host, of Attack of the Show, says shit...Live. She's very hot, so we won't hold that against her.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

My Profile...like teh L337 haxx0rz do it

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I found some website with the ability to translate text into teh l337 speak.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Alarm Clock Follies

So I have been having alarm clock troubles this week. I use my cellphone as my alarm clock because it's loud and aesthetically pleasing - my last alarm clock had the worst sound. It was one of those EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH alarms with the piercing noise; and as an annoying undertone, there was an eighth note beat that made it like a techno song DOOCH DOOCH DOOCH DOOCH.
Well, to remedy that I use real music ringtones one my celly. They are just annoying enough to break me out of my slumber. But recently there have been complications. Monday I programmed the alarm but didn't set it, Tuesday I set my alarm for 9pm instead of 9Am, and today my phone was on silent and I slept through it. I don't even remember putting my phone on silent...IT'S GETTING SUSPICIOUS!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

More Awkward Moments

So I was doing a collage project in my Visual Arts class yesterday (I was having a 'Vietnam' style flashback to kindergarten - I'm quite sure Paint it Black was playing) And while it was all very fun, I caught myself in another PATRICK BARKER's REALLY AWKWARD MOMENT!!!

So there is this girl who is a ballet dancer, a senior by the way, and like the other girl...SHE KNOWS MY NAME AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT HER'S IS!!!! I really need to clean out my ears; it's really a fucking drag.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Slap Bet Countdown

So on How I Met Your Mother there has been a running gag having to do with the slap bet between Marshall and Barney. In the first episode of this the third season, Marshall mentioned Slapbetcountdown.com
It has been running since September and it's supposed to end around November 19 at 8:28. Here's a little mini one for your enjoyment.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Awkward Moments

I'm getting psyched for Bloc Party on Wednesday night. I guess it's a good thing I don't have class until 1 pm on Thrusdays...even so, if I did have class, I still wouldn't good...simple as that. So, here's a bucket of syrup I'm stuck in. I keep seeing this cute girl around when I go somewhere. She was in one of my classes sophomore year, the one class I dropped sophomore year, and for the life of me I cannot remember her name. Yep, I'm in a real Dukes of Hazzard kind of jam. I can faintly hear a banjo in my ears when she's around and I just say what's up or a good ol' hay...Squib-dubba-doddle-le-doo!!! But isn't that how it always happens, you get into a casual relationship with someone without ever hearing their name. But, I'm quite sure that she knows my name, which makes it alot worse. It's like I'm stuck in an episode of Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm. I wonder, if I were to call her Mulva would she get the obscure Seinfeld, and be pissed that I can't remember her name? Scrambled eggs all over my face...what is a boy to do?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

I've been sentenced to 25 years in prison

Normally I hate to do random myspace bulletin surveys, but this one just happened to be there at the right moment.

This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have....

1. Dated outside your race?
guilty

2. Gotten a hickey?
guilty

3. Dated your best friend?
innocent

4. Sang in the shower?
guilty

5. Spit in someone's drink?
innocent

6. Opened your Christmas presents early?
guilty

8. Lied to a friend?
Guilty

9. Seen "The Lost Boys" more than 10 times?
Guilty

10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs?
innocent

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
innocent

13. Ate food that fell on the floor?
guilty....5 second rule

14. Went outside naked?
innocent

15. Been on stage?
guilty

16. Made someone cry?
guilty

17. Been in a parade?
guilty

18. Been in a school play?
guilty

19. Drank beer?
guilty

20. Gotten detention?
guilty

22. Been on a cruise?
innocent

23. Broken into a house?
innocent

24. Gotten a tattoo?
innocent

25. Gotten piercings?
innocent

26. Cried so hard you threw up?
innocent

27. Gotten into a shouting match?
guilty

28. Been skinny dipping?
innocent

29. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
guilty

30. Laughed so hard it hurt?
guilty

31. Tripped on your own feet?
guilty

32. Cried yourself to sleep?
Guilty

33. Cried in public?
guilty

34. Thrown up in public?
guilty

35. Lied to your parents?
guilty

36. Skipped class?
guilty

37. Slept in class?
guilty

38. Kissed your best friend?
innocent

39. Had sex?
guilty

40. Snuck out?
guilty

now write the number of guilties as years in prison